New DSLR Announced: D800o (April Fools Trolling)…

New Features include:

– Sound and Motion Detection Shutter Triggering

– Mappable ISO Sensitivity Sensor

– Media Capturing Formats include:

JPEG, JPEG2000, TIFF, NEF, Animated GIF, PNG, PDF (???)

Video: AVI, MPG, MP4, MOV

Audio: WAVE, MP3, FLAC, AIFF, AAC, OGG (Sample rate and bit-depth are fully adjustable)

– Live Histogram

– New BULB2 Mode

– Auto-Focus Bracketing

– Programmable AF-Assist Lamp

– XWR Capture for HDR harvesting and video exporting

– WiFi


– HDMI Input

– Displays Non-Nikon Content

– Displays File Size

– Automatic Orientation Rotation

– Wireless Triggering For Nikon Flashes (all in camera, no need for any wireless triggers!)

– Selections and Playlists for Deleting and Previewing Content

– The 1/3, 1/2, 1 Stop integer system can now be expanded to a decimal system for all integers, including: EV Compensation, White Balance, Shutter Speed, ISO, Aperture, Frames Per Second, EV Bracketing, White Balance Bracketing, Flash, Repeatable Flash, Self-Timer, Exposure Delay Mode, Interval Timer Shooting, etc.

– Expanded White Balance (0K-50,000K)

– EV Compensation has been expanded from 5 stops to unlimited stops, and still meters accurately

– Customizable File and Folder Naming

– Loopable FPS Patterns

– April Fools are not included with the D800o

– 3D MODE (two or more Nikon DSLRS can be synced using either USB or WiFi)

– Open Source Mode

– Nikon App Store

– Glow-In-The-Dark Buttons

– Installable Sensor Crystals

– Source

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